Strange things for the media: Urban legends about Autism?

Many parents including me claim that after our children took their MMR shots our children stopped talking and functioning. This is the Measles, Mumps and Rubella vaccine manufactured by Eli Lily. We haven't been able to sue till today! We investigated why the U.S government was protecting Eli Lily and that famous Homeland Security bill that was slipped in at NIGHT in congress protecting the U.S army and drug company. Even super blogger Adriana Huffington had her own version of this sneaky bill done at night when nobody could ever see it. Many members of congress did not even KNOW there was such a bill!

1. Elizabethtown, New Jersey. A town in America where all the kids are autistic. Pregnant moms are moving out with panic! The CDC (Center for disease control) and EPA (Environmental Protection Agency) have been there researching the town's water supply, creeks and more trying to find out the link here. ABC news did a special here and still no answers.....
2. Silicone Valley, California and the "Geek Syndrome." Many children of computer manufacturing workers are surging with autism. Is this a mathematical and tech gene or are the chemicals used to put our PC's together toxic? Still no answers but the rate of autism clinics in Silicone Valley have gone up. Let's hope nobody is trying to "cash" in on the panic as there is an autism clinic and school at every corner. It looks like renaming the area Autism, USA
   
3. Even I couldn't help the football syndrome as former NFL footballers Doug Flutie, Rodney Peete and Dan Marino all had autistic kids. There is no link with the sport.